DLNQNT Vapid Fire: Randy Harrison

Get to know Queer As Folk’s Randy Harrison, who now stars in Silence! The Musical, off-Broadway’s hit unauthorized musical parody of Silence of the Lambs.

1. What turns you on, creatively or otherwise?
Randy Harrison: Men’s gymnastics, flying trapeze, risk, speed, music, lederhosen, and body hair.

2. What’s a good tip for someone who wants to be you for Halloween?
RH: It won’t be convincing without a patina of despair.

3. Which celebrity’s hair do you covet most?
RH: Marlon Teixiera — especially the eyebrows.

4. What would your death-row last meal be?
RH: Violetta di Parma — beet gnocchi in a goat cheese cream sauce — and a bottle of rosé.

5. What’s your juiciest vice or guiltiest pleasure?
RH: Paris.

6. What extravagant purchase should probably make you feel guiltier? RH: Skincare.

7. When’s the last time you wanted to slap someone?
RH: Right now. Sara.

8. What most likely made that stain on your outfit?
RH: Coffee or smoothie.

9. Describe your favorite undergarment.
RH: Small and white, clean and bright. Like Edelweiss.

10. What’s a lie you’ve told more than once?
RH: I love you.

BONUS: Where do you see yourself in five minutes?
RH: On my roof.